Five stars hotels only, pretty please

Prošli vikend sam imala tu sreću da obiđem fabulozni hotel Izvor u Aranđelovcu i da čitava dva dana budem razmažena. Put je protekao sasvim glatko, po običaju sam izvukla grickalice već kod table koja označava izlazak iz Novog Sada.
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Last weekend I was fortunate to visit the fabulous hotel Izvor in Arandjelovac, and that means two whole days of being spoiled. Trip went quite smoothly, as usual I pulled out snacks the moment I saw signs indicating the exit from Novi Sad.

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Čim smo stali pred okretna vrata koja su imala u sebi ubačene figure Deda Mraza znala sam da će ovo biti neverovatno iskustvo.
“Sijaj Jadranka.”
Recepcija i prizemlje hotela vas na više načina podsećaju da niste više na planeti Zemlji. Sve je svetlucavo, zlatno i ispolirano. Umetnička dela na svim zidovima, portreti srpskih kraljeva i vladara, Velika Seoba Srba na jednom zidu kao prikaz mene kako sam se pakovala za put od 2 dana.
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As soon as we stopped in front of the revolving door that had figures of Santa Claus placed in it, I knew this would be an amazing experience. Shine bright like a diamond.
The reception and the ground floor of the hotel reminds you that you are no longer on planet Earth. Everything is shiny, gold and polished. Works of art on all the walls, portraits of Serbian kings and rulers, the Great Migration of the Serbs on one wall as a picture of me while packing for this two days trip.

Svi hoteli sa 5* po meni imaju samo jednu podlu nameru a to je da nemate razloga ceo vikend izaći iz istog. Frizer, butik, prodavnica igračaka su u prizemlju hotela zajedno sa Spa centrom. Doktor, igraonice, animatori. Jelke u svakoj prostoriji. Ja ću da živim pod jelkom u holu, nećete me ni primetiti. Zovite me Čip ili Dejl.
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All hotels with 5 * have just one vile intention and that is there is no reason to get out of it entire weekend. Hairdresser, boutique, toys shop on one side and spa on the other. Doctor, playgrounds, animators. Christmas tree in every room. I’m going to live under the Christmas tree in the lobby, you will not even notice. Call me Chip or Dale.

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Pošto je bilo veče kada smo stigli uputili smo se u apartman pa na večeru. Sala za ručavanje i švedski sto zaslužuju roman a ne blog post. Probala sam pored svega što se nudi da ostanem izuzetno kul kao da sam Bijonse i u ovakvim hotelima stalno boravim, ali mislim da me je odala suza iz oka kada sam videla tanjir sa sirevima i među njima onaj moj buđavi. Nemam sliku restorana jer nisam skot da vam to postavljam.
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Since it was evening when we arrived we went straight to the apartment on the evening. Dining hall and buffet deserve a novel rather than a blog post. I tried with all that is offered to stay very cool like I’m Beyoncé and in such hotels are my thing, but I think I was busted when shedding a tear when I saw a plate of cheeses and among them the one and only my moldy. I have no picture of the restaurant offerings because I am not an asshole to show that to you.

Spa centar se sastoji od dela sa saunama (njih 6, 7) gde sam kao pravi Srbin išla samo u Rusku. Termalni bazen i hidromasažni baš za mene kao izuzetno zimogrožljivo stvorenje i veći bazen u centralnom delu sa jakuzijem. Djakuzi? Džakuzi? Sedela sam tako uz kafu u bade mantilu pored bazena, shvativši da je ovo drugi put otkako sam majka da negde odem bez nje, pa me je savest grizla dugih i groznih 10 minuta.
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Spa consists of saunas (6 or 7), where I was a real patriot and went only in Russian one. Thermal pool and whirlpool is so me because I get to be extremely sensitive to the cold and there is also a larger pool in the central area with Jacuzzi. So I sat with coffee in bathrobe by the pool, realising that this is the second time since I became mother to go anywhere without her, so I instantly had a torturing guilt of conscience for crushingly long and excruciating 10 minutes.

Posle dva dana usledilo je vrlo potresno opraštanje mene sa spa centrom, bilo je tu slinavih maramica, glasnih uzvika, rušenja gorepomenute jelke prilikom sakrivanja u istu itd. Prošli smo kroz grad da se malo namrštim na vladajući minus. Tada nas je žena iz butika gde smo kupili plišanog poniku (Cucicu) uputila na restoran sa kovanom belom kapijom. Na vratima “Aleksandra” nas je sačekao divan, prijatan i uslužan čovek koji nas je smestio pored kamina, a kasnije nam i pokazao ostatak restorana sa salama za proslave. Svuda po zidovima su visili portreti Karađorđevića kao svojevrsna opomena koliko smo zaboravili istoriju zemlje i ko je ko. Ima tako restorana koje vas ošamute lepotom pa morate da ga preporučite i ovako javno kao ja sada.
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Two days of pure enjoyment was followed by a tragic departing by me with a spa center, there was snotty handkerchief, loud cries, running over a mentioned christmas tree while hiding in it, etc. We passed through the city to just to frown a little on raging under zero temperatures. Then the lady from boutiques where we bought a stuffed pony (toy not a meal) sent us to the restaurant with a white iron gate. At the door of “Aleksandar” we were waited by a delightful, pleasant and helpful man who has placed us next to the fireplace and later showed us the rest of the restaurant with wonderful halls for celebrations. All over the walls hung portraits of Karadjordjevic dynasty as a kind of reminder how much we had forgotten our history. Don’t miss this restaurant if you are in the neighborhood.

 

Autorka Smootilica: Ivana Pozder
Special thanks to hubby 

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2 thoughts on “Five stars hotels only, pretty please

  1. Vesna Markovic says:

    hahahah koji si ti car! 😀
    Evo ja sam iz Ar a nikad nisam otisla u Izvor, sem ako se ne racuna Aqua park xD
    Bas mi je drago da si se lepo provela i nadam se da ce ti taj mali, siromasni gradic ostati u secanju po necem lepom 🙂

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    • Smootilica Blog says:

      Iako nisam to ovde pisala, rekla sam da je nekako tresnut tu pomalo bezveze ali da se nadam da lokalcima bar pomaze ekonomiju 😀 A i krivo mi je sto nisam malo vise se posvetila gradu i okolini-ako se Tarpos racuna u obilazak

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